• Demetri:

    Do you believe in love at first sight? How 'bout misery after 3 years. Let's break up

  • Demetri:

    That shirt looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you? My friend Dave. I think you should go out with him.

  • Demetri:

    Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me with this relationship?

  • Demetri:

    Hey baby, are you being followed? Cause I've been seeing people behind your back.

  • Demetri:

    Hey I was just wondering are you doing push-ups with your knees down? because I'm not sure if this is working out.

  • Demetri:

    Hey, is there a new critically acclaimed movie called 'other people' ? Because that's what I want to see. Right now.

  • Demetri:

    Are your feet tired? cause you've been stomping on my dreams for a few months now.