Break Up Lines By Demetri Martin

  • Demetri: Do you believe in love at first sight? How 'bout misery after 3 years. Let's break up
  • Demetri: That shirt looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you? My friend Dave. I think you should go out with him.
  • Demetri: Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me with this relationship?
  • Demetri: Hey baby, are you being followed? Cause I've been seeing people behind your back.
  • Demetri: Hey I was just wondering are you doing push-ups with your knees down? because I'm not sure if this is working out.
  • Demetri: Hey, is there a new critically acclaimed movie called 'other people' ? Because that's what I want to see. Right now.
  • Demetri: Are your feet tired? cause you've been stomping on my dreams for a few months now.